Heh heh, there used to be a TV show here in NZ with a weekly segment called "Off the Roof" - every week they'd throw something (watermelons. tv sets, old computers) off the roof of this multistorey building, just to watch it smash...no furniture that I can recall...

Anyhow, favourite lyric is from Charm School: "And though I'm always late, and I can't stand up straight, I'm sure they'll find me charming in a while".