Dear Masq,

I was distraught and put under pounds of agony and
despair to learn that Bishop Allen had cancelled their show last
Sunday. I am saddened by the fact when a friend called to see is
Bishop Allen was really coming your people still said they were, even
though they cancelled way over a month ago. Your site clearly read
"Bishop Allen and We Are Scientists March 13 Hell".

I demand an apology, or some explanation why your people gave me bad
news and we had to turn away many eager Bishop Allen fans waiting to
get in.

Other than that, I had a good time,

Sincerely,
Ethan