Holy crap... the following describes me quite accurately:

Late last night I wasn't going home
Rub my eye, pick up the telephone
Make some calls, hang up and I'm alone
Late last night, I wasn't going home

...seriously, that describes me so very well. Even the singularity of eye... it's only in one eye! And I called people! And for a while there I was wondering where did everybody go! Whoa...