"Charm School II"

"Please Buy This--Everyone Else Illegally Downloads Our Shit"

"This Album Contains Eight Ounces of Pure Gold--Not Buying This Album Would Cost You Money!"

"I <3 frozenbreastmilks"

"(_|_) <----- Look! An Ass!"

"This Album Title Is a Compromise Because We Couldn't Agree on Anything (You Know What They Say--If You Can't Please Everybody, Don't Please Anybody at All)"

"Free Porn Is Included in the Booklet"

"Featuring a Song by Beyonce Knowles"

"We Were Going to Call This 'Last Chance America', but Someone Talked Us Out of It"

"frozenbreastmilks Isn't Clever--Someone Please Tell Him to Shut Up"

"Big Muff Pi"

"C@$H M0N3Y. PL@Y@Z B3 BL1NG1N 0N MY C3LL, Y0."

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

"None of Us Are Named Bishop nor Allen--Please Stop Asking"

"Yes, We Were in That Mandy Moore Movie"